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doc/fortunes.txt

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+<Ourumov44> i'd like see satellite by my pc with vlc
+<Ourumov44> can i?
+<Meuuh> do you have a satellite dish and a dvb-s card ?
+<Ourumov44> no
+<Meuuh> then no
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+  -- #videolan - let's emulate satellite dishes in software
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