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<Meuuh> intf: added `--vout' to playlist
<Meuuh> intf: added `dummy' to playlist

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<Stef> bon j'ai trouv d'o venait les trashs d'images
<sam> t'es un dieu
<Stef> bin justement ct de ma faute :)
<sam> t'es une merde

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<colin> p_bit_stream->buffer |=((u32) *(p_bit_stream->byte_stream.p_byte++))
<colin>     << (24 - p_bit_stream->i_available);
<colin> psychopathes

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<Stef> xav - AZRTYUUUUOP"'(-
<Stef> oups je devrais pas nettoyer mon clavier par ici :)

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<bbpig> sam : {#][^#{~]@[ ;P
<sam> bbp ?
<bbpig> sam : pouette
<sam> ah
<bbpig> :)
<sam> ok, gotta sleep now
<sam> it was very nice having this interesting discussion with you

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<NovaKANE> spudec error: index mismatch (0x0331 != 0x0000)
<NovaKANE> spudec error: unknown command 0x7d
<sam> NovaKANE: yeah if you could cut a slice of VOB it would be pretty helpful
<jlj> hey, don't you plan on making fair use of your DVDs
<jlj> I'll give my good friend Jack a call

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<NovaKANE> vlc is using about 3% cpu with no audio/video
<sam> 3% ? the interface isn't bloated enough then :)

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<vektor> so, i think it's time for a mass exodus to libdvdcss.
<taaz> ack!  hold on a minute
<vektor> what?
<vektor> did you feel a great disturbance in the force?

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<stef> hh, mais j'ai achet une voiture :)
<Meuuh> ouaaah oh, quoi ?
<stef> une petite 206 toute noire
<reno> ce qu'il dit pas c'est que c'est une s16 ;)
<Meuuh> ah 16 bits signs ?

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<Meuuh> je l'ai pas test, hein, faut pas dconner non plus
<Meuuh> c le boulot des users de tester

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<Xag> j ai du retard ds le son quand je stream du dvd.
<Meuuh> sur ton iPAQ ?
<Xag> nan laptop
<Xag> et le CPU n est pas a 100%
<Xag> et j utilise le dsp
<Meuuh> ah c'est dommage
<Meuuh> fais un test de grossesse, on sait jamais

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<sam> CHRISTIAN
<sam> MARILLAT
<sam> IS
<sam> A
<sam> COMPLETE
<sam>  ____ ___ ____ _  ___   _ _____    _    ____    _ 
<sam> |  _ \_ _/ ___| |/ / | | | ____|  / \  |  _ \  | |
<sam> | | | | | |   | ' /| |_| |  _|   / _ \ | | | | | |
<sam> | |_| | | |___| . \|  _  | |___ / ___ \| |_| | |_|
<sam> |____/___\____|_|\_\_| |_|_____/_/   \_\____/  (_)
<sam> 

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<bozo> you really shouldn't have touched a computer when you were a little boy
<stef> _it_ came to me

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<henrisson> hehe : Open failed !: Success

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<lool> vlc rulez
<liquidacid> it dont work
<lool> what doesn't work ?
<liquidacid> vlc rulez

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<ebarra> What time is it (for you)?
<lool> 6:16 am
<ebarra> Are you a teacher or an student?
<lool> I'm a student
<lool> teacher are in bed right now
<lool> what are you doing in life ?
<ebarra> I am a teacher of Computer Science...

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<fuckall> and you, do you have some movies in svcd format?
  [...]
<walken> je lui ai envoye un cones.svcd
<walken> c'etait un lien vers /dev/zero

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<hh> Meuuh!
<Meuuh> Meuuh.

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<gibalou> --filter distort:transform:distort rocks :)
<gibalou> hey, I don't have enough processing power for --filter 
          distort:transform:distort:transform:distort :(

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<alexis> c'est bon, Jrme m'a envoy le truc sans virus cette fois

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<sam> anyway, why should we care? as soon as we release libvlc, it'll be in
      the MPlayer CVS :)

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<Meuuh> I read a Jean-Claude Vandamme interview yesterday and it works well
<Meuuh> except for the sound
<Kev> Do you really want to have the sound for Jean-Claude Van Damme?

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<JediMaster> I'm using the gtk+ interface in kde3
<lit> silly
<lit> heheh
<lit> i use the gnome interface in gnome
<lit> CALL ME CRAZY

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<vax> $grabeuh
<gally> heheheuhrahaaheuwaheuhehrabeugraaaahawhahrahaa !!
<vax> hey THAT was a nice grabeuh

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<gibalou> hi vax, how's work ?
<vax> beuhh .. another question ? :P
<gibalou> heuh, how's you girlfriend ? ;-)

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<Meuuh> BTW, there is "Jeanne et le garon formidable" on M6
<Meuuh> this movie is so great
<Meuuh> jlj you debug the http plug-in ? :p
<jlj> well, you're so busy with Virginie Ledoyen, so I had to do it :)

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The VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as
the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.

  -- Jack Valenti (president of the MPAA) on April 12, 1982
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<Meuuh> then we need to update download.html
<Meuuh> what do we still have ?
<sam> the mail, freshmeat, the videolan.org news
<sam> cvs tag
<sam> regression tests
<sam> bwaahahahahahAHAHAHA
<Meuuh> mouhahaha

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<Meuuh> fils de p_aout

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<ali> by the way i've never learnt the way to make figlets lool ...
<lool> /exec -o figlet -f small 'ali is so stupid !'
<sam> I'm not absolutely positive it was a good idea to teach her
<sam> it's like handing a rocket launcher to a 6yr old ...

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<|sF|Vengance|> do u have any videos of porn u can send me?

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<Ourumov> hey anybody here know videolan ?
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<zBen_home> mais truc[tres_grand] sur la pile ca me parait idiot :)
<tooney> zBen_home - ou mais c'est truc[tout_petit] donc ca va
<zBen_home> ah vi alors ca va
<zBen_home> parceque meuh donnait un example avec un entier assez costaud
<tooney> c'est parce qu'il etait pas content

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<ArkanumJ> meuuh: How's the 0.5 coming along? 
<Meuuh> ArkanumJ : about 5 seconds
<ArkanumJ> meuuh: huh? its going to be released soon?
<Meuuh> ArkanumJ : no, it works for five seconds, before crashing

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<ArkanumJ> BTW, the CVS version runs well on MacOS X, but the sound is a bit
           broken. 
<Dnumgis> ArkanumJ: sound is a bit broken everywhere I think
<Dnumgis> ArkanumJ: except the places where it is completly broken

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<Dnumgis> what does vout_CreatePicture do?
<sam> asks for a picture to the video output thread
<Dnumgis> so it just returns the next picture to be displayed?
<sam> not necessarily the next
<sam> it's your duty to set its display date, afterwards
<Meuuh> I'd even say, it is your destiny, Luke, to set its display date

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<hh> When the first picture of the coded frame is a I-field picture, then the
     second picture of the frame shall be either an I-field picture or a
     P-field picture. If the second picture is a P-field picture then certain
     restrictions apply, see 7.6.3.5.
<Meuuh> yeah
<Dnumgis> Meuuh: not sure if you sound more like an mpeg guru or a blues
          artist
<Meuuh> like a cow, maybe ?
<Dnumgis> or something

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<deepmind> a52old & wi11y?

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<sam> bah oui tu peux faire de la doc sur n'importe quoi hein
<Meuuh> je fais bien une doc dveloppeur vlc
<Meuuh> comme si y'avait des dveloppeurs vlc  part sam et moi !

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<deepmind> pis comme ca je me tiens au courant de o va vlc :)
<Meuuh> dans le mur ?
<Meuuh> y'a sam qui rajoute du charbon, moi je m'agrippe au frein

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<tooney> $grut Dnumgis 
<gally> Dnumgis: tir ditt og ndhavn klikk ?
<Dnumgis> gally: og hva skulle det bety?
<Dnumgis> gally: what was that supposed to mean?

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<sam> $grut
<gally> vekt yrer gten ke utgjre kan 
<Dnumgis> sam: you're insane
<Dnumgis> someone have too much spare time
<sam> definitely
<Dnumgis> maybe they should do something useful instead
<gally> grunt grunt snort grumpf grumpf gra grunt uiigrumpf uiihiiii snort !!

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<Meuuh> mais putain de bordel de chiottes de bite  cul de merde de sa race
<Dnumgis> I think it may be a good thing that i don't understand that
          sentence fully

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<Dnumgis> I just burned an amb duron trying to compile vlc :(
<Meuuh> is it my fault ?
<Dnumgis> no
<Dnumgis> unless you wrote blocks.c :)
<Meuuh> actually, I did...

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<Meuuh> pleasehelp : are you trying with a dolby trailer ?
<pleasehelp> no... using windows

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<Meuuh> you want to be in a porn movie with me ?
<ali> are we well paid for doing that ?
<Meuuh> ali : no but they say you take a lot of pleasure in that job
<ali> Meuuh: i know

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<Dnumgis> I just listened through an entire ogg/vorbis file with vlc with no
          audible problem whatsoever
<Dnumgis> but I don't get the time of the stream
<Dnumgis> gibalou: why don't I get the time?
<sam> because time does not exist
<sam> as Kant stated, our mind structures our perceptions so that we know a 
      priori that time is like a mathematical line, rendering time as a form 
      of conscious experience
<gibalou> Dnumgis: a few things are left to be implemented, like seeking, 
          stream length display, etc...
<sam> or you can listen to gibalou's dull explanation

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<alexis> Meuuh: rahh, p'in, t'as raison
<alexis> je suis une merde...
<Meuuh> axiome de videolan : j'ai *toujours* raison

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<phun> ooooh
<phun> that's a pretty good idea
<Meuuh> yeah, that's mine :)

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<Meuuh> at the salsa lesson tonight, a girl told me that she was very happy to          dance with me
<Meuuh> do you think it means something ?
<Dnumgis> Probably that she finally found someone that was worse at dancing 
          than she

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<hal_3k> damn
<hal_3k> why didn't you use LGPL?
<sam> why don't you use GPL?

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<sam> dudes, you'll hate me again: bootstrap will now need an argument :)
<Dnumgis> sam: hate you already
<gibalou> sam: don't worry sam, we already hated you ;)

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<haroldo> hi I've got some nice xxx videos, and I'd like to exchange with 
          anyone 

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<JMunakra> nah you have zip with password protection
<jlj> that's not classified as DRM
<JMunakra> where does DRM start?
<Meuuh> I don't know, but I know where it ends : at my doorstep

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<hal_3k> jlj: what did you do?
<jlj> I was like watching a few of my DVDs using unauthorized software under
      the evil GNU/Linux operating system, and then my computer was, like,
      beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, and then, like, all my computers
      were confiscated, and I was like, nnnn? ... It's kind of ... a bummer.

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<bbp> et de toute faon ca sert a rien de coder sur vlc, ils changent tout a
      chaque fois entre le moment ou on commence a crire sa premire ligne
      de code et celui o on crit la deuxime

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<_broomy-> then ill download the OS
<jlj> that's illegal
<_broomy-> yep everything is illegal
<_broomy-> i bet u do illegal shit aswell

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<walken> tiens, j'ai une idee pour les gens qui se plaignent que le site web
         est pas traduit en grec antique
<walken> a chacun qui se plaint, tu lui proposes de le faire. s'il demande
         encore pourquoi videolan ne le fait pas, tu lui files l'email du
         precedent en disant c'est parce qu'il ne l'a pas fait :)

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<sam> KKI: I was merely joking, ignore me :)
<Meuuh> it is generally a good idea to ignore sam

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<sam> p_input->stream.pp_areas a commence  0 ou  1 ?
<sam> aaaah /* We start from 1 here since the default area 0 is reserved for
      video_ts.vob */
<Meuuh> si c pas du code de porc a mon bon monsieur
<sam> mais alors l'area 0 elle sert  rien ou quoi ? :)
<jobi> ben pour le vcd  rien du tout, si je me souviens bien
<fenrir_>  ben voila ma piste qui disparaissait pour les cda...

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<Dnumgis> someone is not releasing a p_vout object correctly
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<tooney> it's not me
<tooney> i was not there this afternoon
* Meuuh looks in his pockets

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<BeKavlie> seriously though, out of curiosity: why are people working on
           VideoLAN?  It can't be to keep us BeOS people happy  ;-)
<jlj> world domination
<jlj> didn't you get the memo ?

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<sam> kali: j'ai rat mon train ...
<sam> ben je voulais partir en belgique ce matin
<ka|i> sam : a cause de la greve ou tu te reveilles ?
<sam> mais 'aurait t une mauvaise ide ...
<sam> vu qu'en fait c'est la semaine prochaine le fosdem !

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<bbpig> tiens au fait y a des mauvais signal handlers dans le vlc ;P
<Ipkiss> je crois qu'il n'y a pas de bons ou de mauvais signal handlers
<bbpig> Ipkiss: ah ?
<Ipkiss> si je devais rsumer le vlc aujourd'hui...
<tooney> c'est un effort commun de gens qui aiment, qui dansent l'opensource
<tooney> qui chantent l'opensource

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<Meuuh> do you actually have soundsticks ?
<xtoph> want to see an image to believe it ?
<Meuuh> then you can debug the soundsticks support

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<Meuuh> gang_bang12.avi
<Meuuh> sound is ok but I don't really care

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<Dnumgis> sounds perfectly normal
<tooney> ah
<Dnumgis> very wrong, but normal in vlc

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*** Meuuh has changed the topic on channel #videolan to "NO, we do not know
    how to access Italian pay TVs, so don't ask"
*** [MaDog] (MaDog@host41-156.pool80180.interbusiness.it) has joined channel
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<[MaDog]> c' qualcuno ?????????
<Meuuh> read the topic
<[MaDog]> :)
<[MaDog]> xcuse me
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13:53 <Xtophe> is there any centralien alive ?
13:54 <thedj> i hope so. haven't heard a thing about a nuke explosion in Paris
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00:12 <thedj> i don't trust ffmpeg's make process ;)
00:13 <gibalou> their make mess you mean ?
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<alexis> cdemarco: you can try with "-I dummy"
<cdemarco> You mean I should call my computer names!?

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17:07 <JediMaster> sh-2.03# reboot
17:07 <JediMaster> Segmentation fault
17:07 <JediMaster> that's not good

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<sam> pour votre punition, a sera un bootstrap chacun :P
<titer> c'est reparti pour 20 min
<gibalou> c'est reparti pour 3 x 20 min
<sam> c'est reparti pour une modif de Makefile.am d'ici 20 min
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