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<Meuuh> intf: added `--vout' to playlist
<Meuuh> intf: added `dummy' to playlist

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<Stef> bon j'ai trouvé d'où venait les trashs d'images
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<sam> t'es un dieu
<Stef> bin justement ct de ma faute :)
<sam> t'es une merde

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<colin> p_bit_stream->buffer |=((u32) *(p_bit_stream->byte_stream.p_byte++))
<colin>     << (24 - p_bit_stream->i_available);
<colin> psychopathes

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<Stef> xav - AZRTYUUUUOP"'(-È
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<Stef> oups je devrais pas nettoyer mon clavier par ici :)

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<bbpig> sam : {#][^#{~]@[ ;P
<sam> bbp ?
<bbpig> sam : pouette
<sam> ah
<bbpig> :)
<sam> ok, gotta sleep now
<sam> it was very nice having this interesting discussion with you

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<NovaKANE> spudec error: index mismatch (0x0331 != 0x0000)
<NovaKANE> spudec error: unknown command 0x7d
<sam> NovaKANE: yeah if you could cut a slice of VOB it would be pretty helpful
<jlj> hey, don't you plan on making fair use of your DVDs
<jlj> I'll give my good friend Jack a call

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<NovaKANE> vlc is using about 3% cpu with no audio/video
<sam> 3% ? the interface isn't bloated enough then :)

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<vektor> so, i think it's time for a mass exodus to libdvdcss.
<taaz> ack!  hold on a minute
<vektor> what?
<vektor> did you feel a great disturbance in the force?

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<stef> héhé, mais j'ai acheté une voiture :)
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<Meuuh> ouaaah oh, quoi ?
<stef> une petite 206 toute noire
<reno> ce qu'il dit pas c'est que c'est une s16 ;)
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<Meuuh> ah 16 bits signés ?
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<Meuuh> je l'ai pas testé, hein, faut pas déconner non plus
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<Meuuh> c le boulot des users de tester

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<Xag> j ai du retard ds le son quand je stream du dvd.
<Meuuh> sur ton iPAQ ?
<Xag> nan laptop
<Xag> et le CPU n est pas a 100%
<Xag> et j utilise le dsp
<Meuuh> ah c'est dommage
<Meuuh> fais un test de grossesse, on sait jamais

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<bozo> you really shouldn't have touched a computer when you were a little boy
<stef> _it_ came to me

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<henrisson> hehe : Open failed !: Success

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<lool> vlc rulez
<liquidacid> it dont work
<lool> what doesn't work ?
<liquidacid> vlc rulez

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<ebarra> What time is it (for you)?
<lool> 6:16 am
<ebarra> Are you a teacher or an student?
<lool> I'm a student
<lool> teacher are in bed right now
<lool> what are you doing in life ?
<ebarra> I am a teacher of Computer Science...

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<fuckall> and you, do you have some movies in svcd format?
  [...]
<walken> je lui ai envoye un cones.svcd
<walken> c'etait un lien vers /dev/zero

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<hh> Meuuh!
<Meuuh> Meuuh.

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<gibalou> --filter distort:transform:distort rocks :)
<gibalou> hey, I don't have enough processing power for --filter 
          distort:transform:distort:transform:distort :(

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<sam> anyway, why should we care? as soon as we release libvlc, it'll be in
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<Meuuh> I read a Jean-Claude Vandamme interview yesterday and it works well
<Meuuh> except for the sound
<Kev> Do you really want to have the sound for Jean-Claude Van Damme?

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<JediMaster> I'm using the gtk+ interface in kde3
<lit> silly
<lit> heheh
<lit> i use the gnome interface in gnome
<lit> CALL ME CRAZY

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<vax> $grabeuh
<gally> heheheuhrahaaheuwaheuhehrabeugraaaahawhahrahaa !!
<vax> hey THAT was a nice grabeuh

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<gibalou> hi vax, how's work ?
<vax> beuhh .. another question ? :P
<gibalou> heuh, how's you girlfriend ? ;-)

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<Meuuh> this movie is so great
<Meuuh> jlj you debug the http plug-in ? :p
<jlj> well, you're so busy with Virginie Ledoyen, so I had to do it :)

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The VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as
the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.

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<Meuuh> then we need to update download.html
<Meuuh> what do we still have ?
<sam> the mail, freshmeat, the videolan.org news
<sam> cvs tag
<sam> regression tests
<sam> bwaahahahahahAHAHAHA
<Meuuh> mouhahaha

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<Meuuh> fils de p_aout

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<ali> by the way i've never learnt the way to make figlets lool ...
<lool> /exec -o figlet -f small 'ali is so stupid !'
<sam> I'm not absolutely positive it was a good idea to teach her
<sam> it's like handing a rocket launcher to a 6yr old ...

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<|sF|Vengance|> do u have any videos of porn u can send me?

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<Ourumov> hey anybody here know videolan ?
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<zBen_home> mais truc[tres_grand] sur la pile ca me parait idiot :)
<tooney> zBen_home - ou mais c'est truc[tout_petit] donc ca va
<zBen_home> ah vi alors ca va
<zBen_home> parceque meuh donnait un example avec un entier assez costaud
<tooney> c'est parce qu'il etait pas content

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<ArkanumJ> meuuh: How's the 0.5 coming along? 
<Meuuh> ArkanumJ : about 5 seconds
<ArkanumJ> meuuh: huh? its going to be released soon?
<Meuuh> ArkanumJ : no, it works for five seconds, before crashing

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<ArkanumJ> BTW, the CVS version runs well on MacOS X, but the sound is a bit
           broken. 
<Dnumgis> ArkanumJ: sound is a bit broken everywhere I think
<Dnumgis> ArkanumJ: except the places where it is completly broken

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<Dnumgis> what does vout_CreatePicture do?
<sam> asks for a picture to the video output thread
<Dnumgis> so it just returns the next picture to be displayed?
<sam> not necessarily the next
<sam> it's your duty to set its display date, afterwards
<Meuuh> I'd even say, it is your destiny, Luke, to set its display date

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<hh> When the first picture of the coded frame is a I-field picture, then the
     second picture of the frame shall be either an I-field picture or a
     P-field picture. If the second picture is a P-field picture then certain
     restrictions apply, see 7.6.3.5.
<Meuuh> yeah
<Dnumgis> Meuuh: not sure if you sound more like an mpeg guru or a blues
          artist
<Meuuh> like a cow, maybe ?
<Dnumgis> or something

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<deepmind> a52old & wi11y?

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<Meuuh> je fais bien une doc développeur vlc
<Meuuh> comme si y'avait des développeurs vlc à part sam et moi !
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<deepmind> pis comme ca je me tiens au courant de où va vlc :)
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<Meuuh> dans le mur ?
<Meuuh> y'a sam qui rajoute du charbon, moi je m'agrippe au frein

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<Dnumgis> gally: og hva skulle det bety?
<Dnumgis> gally: what was that supposed to mean?

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<Dnumgis> sam: you're insane
<Dnumgis> someone have too much spare time
<sam> definitely
<Dnumgis> maybe they should do something useful instead
<gally> grunt grunt snort grumpf grumpf gra grunt uiigrumpf uiihiiii snort !!

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<Dnumgis> I think it may be a good thing that i don't understand that
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<Dnumgis> I just burned an amb duron trying to compile vlc :(
<Meuuh> is it my fault ?
<Dnumgis> no
<Dnumgis> unless you wrote blocks.c :)
<Meuuh> actually, I did...

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<Meuuh> pleasehelp : are you trying with a dolby trailer ?
<pleasehelp> no... using windows

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<Meuuh> you want to be in a porn movie with me ?
<ali> are we well paid for doing that ?
<Meuuh> ali : no but they say you take a lot of pleasure in that job
<ali> Meuuh: i know

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<Dnumgis> I just listened through an entire ogg/vorbis file with vlc with no
          audible problem whatsoever
<Dnumgis> but I don't get the time of the stream
<Dnumgis> gibalou: why don't I get the time?
<sam> because time does not exist
<sam> as Kant stated, our mind structures our perceptions so that we know a 
      priori that time is like a mathematical line, rendering time as a form 
      of conscious experience
<gibalou> Dnumgis: a few things are left to be implemented, like seeking, 
          stream length display, etc...
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<alexis> Meuuh: rahh, p'in, t'as raison
<alexis> je suis une merde...
<Meuuh> axiome de videolan : j'ai *toujours* raison

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<phun> ooooh
<phun> that's a pretty good idea
<Meuuh> yeah, that's mine :)

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<Meuuh> do you think it means something ?
<Dnumgis> Probably that she finally found someone that was worse at dancing 
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<hal_3k> damn
<hal_3k> why didn't you use LGPL?
<sam> why don't you use GPL?

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<sam> dudes, you'll hate me again: bootstrap will now need an argument :)
<Dnumgis> sam: hate you already
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<haroldo> hi I've got some nice xxx videos, and I'd like to exchange with 
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<JMunakra> nah you have zip with password protection
<jlj> that's not classified as DRM
<JMunakra> where does DRM start?
<Meuuh> I don't know, but I know where it ends : at my doorstep

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<hal_3k> jlj: what did you do?
<jlj> I was like watching a few of my DVDs using unauthorized software under
      the evil GNU/Linux operating system, and then my computer was, like,
      beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, and then, like, all my computers
      were confiscated, and I was like, nnnn? ... It's kind of ... a bummer.

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<bbp> et de toute façon ca sert a rien de coder sur vlc, ils changent tout a
      chaque fois entre le moment ou on commence a écrire sa première ligne
      de code et celui où on écrit la deuxième
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<_broomy-> then ill download the OS
<jlj> that's illegal
<_broomy-> yep everything is illegal
<_broomy-> i bet u do illegal shit aswell

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<walken> tiens, j'ai une idee pour les gens qui se plaignent que le site web
         est pas traduit en grec antique
<walken> a chacun qui se plaint, tu lui proposes de le faire. s'il demande
         encore pourquoi videolan ne le fait pas, tu lui files l'email du
         precedent en disant c'est parce qu'il ne l'a pas fait :)

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<sam> KKI: I was merely joking, ignore me :)
<Meuuh> it is generally a good idea to ignore sam

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<sam> p_input->stream.pp_areas ça commence à 0 ou à 1 ?
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<sam> aaaah /* We start from 1 here since the default area 0 is reserved for
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<Meuuh> si c pas du code de porc ça mon bon monsieur
<sam> mais alors l'area 0 elle sert à rien ou quoi ? :)
<jobi> ben pour le vcd à rien du tout, si je me souviens bien
<fenrir_> à ben voila ma piste qui disparaissait pour les cda...
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<Dnumgis> someone is not releasing a p_vout object correctly
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<tooney> it's not me
<tooney> i was not there this afternoon
* Meuuh looks in his pockets

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<BeKavlie> seriously though, out of curiosity: why are people working on
           VideoLAN?  It can't be to keep us BeOS people happy  ;-)
<jlj> world domination
<jlj> didn't you get the memo ?

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<sam> kali: j'ai raté mon train ...
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<sam> ben je voulais partir en belgique ce matin
<ka|i> sam : a cause de la greve ou tu te reveilles ?
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<sam> mais ç'aurait été une mauvaise idée ...
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<sam> vu qu'en fait c'est la semaine prochaine le fosdem !

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<bbpig> tiens au fait y a des mauvais signal handlers dans le vlc ;P
<Ipkiss> je crois qu'il n'y a pas de bons ou de mauvais signal handlers
<bbpig> Ipkiss: ah ?
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<tooney> c'est un effort commun de gens qui aiment, qui dansent l'opensource
<tooney> qui chantent l'opensource

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<Meuuh> do you actually have soundsticks ?
<xtoph> want to see an image to believe it ?
<Meuuh> then you can debug the soundsticks support

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<Meuuh> gang_bang12.avi
<Meuuh> sound is ok but I don't really care

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<Dnumgis> sounds perfectly normal
<tooney> ah
<Dnumgis> very wrong, but normal in vlc

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*** Meuuh has changed the topic on channel #videolan to "NO, we do not know
    how to access Italian pay TVs, so don't ask"
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<[MaDog]> c'è qualcuno ?????????
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<Meuuh> read the topic
<[MaDog]> :)
<[MaDog]> xcuse me
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<Xtophe> is there any centralien alive ?
<thedj> i hope so. haven't heard a thing about a nuke explosion in Paris
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<thedj> i don't trust ffmpeg's make process ;)
<gibalou> their make mess you mean ?
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<alexis> cdemarco: you can try with "-I dummy"
<cdemarco> You mean I should call my computer names!?

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<JediMaster> sh-2.03# reboot
<JediMaster> Segmentation fault
<JediMaster> that's not good
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<sam> pour votre punition, ça sera un bootstrap chacun :P
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<titer> c'est reparti pour 20 min
<gibalou> c'est reparti pour 3 x 20 min
<sam> c'est reparti pour une modif de Makefile.am d'ici 20 min
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<Purge> im going to open a vlc fan club
<Purge> and we'll go on riots and kill all mplayer and wmp users

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<maleki> any girls here with a webcam

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<sam> 16K     ChangeLog-1999
<sam> 96K     ChangeLog-2000
<sam> 168K    ChangeLog-2001
<sam> 304K    ChangeLog-2002
<sam> 488K    ChangeLog-2003
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<zorglub> conclusion: les dévs pipotent de plus en plus dans les messages de
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-!- kixx_ changed the topic of #videolan to: VLC 0.7.0 :
          http://www.videolan.org/ | Fenrir ta cotiz !

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< zorglub> vlc file1.mpg :start-time=300 :stop-time=420 --sout 
                    file/ps:file2.mpg
< boggle> sgagers: use zorglubs command, it will copy the needed 
                   timeslice to file2.mpeg
< sgagers> boggle: zorglubs is an utility of ffmpeg?

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<Golf3r_1> hello
<Golf3r_1> any place where I can get golf videos ?
<E-bola> lol
<E-bola> are u serious?
<Golf3r_1> fuk off
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<Meuuh> and what's the news ?
<nto> Mac OS 10.2 and 10.3 support hopefully
<nto> Win98 maybe
<Meuuh> haven't had any chance to test it ?
<nto> I need to send a new version to a tester
<E-bola> hire him meuuh :P
<Meuuh> E-bola : we already did :p
<E-bola> ahhh
<E-bola> lol

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<Bond470> olas
<Bond470> ;)
<Meuuh> dionoea ?
<Bond470> lisboa
<Bond470> e tu?

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<thedj> lol, fen is a la(i)mer
<thedj> fen [n=laimar@217.167.236.61]

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<E-bola> what is all the fortune.txt stuff?
<E-bola> some internal french joke?
<E-bola> lol
<E-bola> ohh chan quotes
<E-bola> wtf im in it lol

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<zorglub> gibalou: y'a un doc quelque part qui explique un peu plus le format
          real ou fen a fait le demux directement en lisant des dumps / le
          demuxer de mplayer ?
<gibalou> zorglub: la meilleure doc c'est le code de mplayer/xine
<zorglub> c'est bien ce que je craignais :)
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<zorglub> j'ai pas regardé xine ceci dit
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<zorglub> ah bah si quand même
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<sam> j'appelle mes variables Illl, lIll, lIlI, IllI, IlII, etc.
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20:47:12 < glspi> can you get rid of the wxwidgets interface and only show the 
                  video somehow?
20:47:17 < zorglub> -I dummy
20:50:10 < glspi> -I didn't work btw, in windows at least
20:52:28 < glspi> i don't see it in interface/general either! ahhh :(
20:58:46 < glspi> ok i thought you were calling ME dummy, not saying use -I 
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<Bond631> hi
<Bond631> how to activate hotkeys?
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< dionoea> http://nightlies.videolan.org
< arakis> lol....sounds like a porn site!!!

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<Dnumgis> thedj: gibalou quits officially, or has he just generally
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<sam> he's probably getting married or something even worse :(

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<xtophe> kee-un: you need to slap zorglub
<xtophe> kee-un: oups no i'm telling a lie
<kee-un> xtophe: too late, I slapped him
<kee-un> xtophe: I'm sure he deserved it for something else anyway

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VLC is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

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* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Cache-Control: no-cache
* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Content-Length: 25
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<Meuuh> sam : could you delete FK_ from the access list ?
<sam> sure, why?
<Meuuh> he's now known as feepk
<sam> ah, ok
<sam> I thought he was banned for sending a patch to mplayer
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< Dnumgis> Meuuh: munhoney is writing some fec system based on vlc
< Meuuh> Dnumgis : a fuck system ? I may be interested !
< Dnumgis> Meuuh: still single? :)
< Meuuh> Dnumgis : and always will be
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< kinema> and it's developers
< funman> what is your sex ? ( i may be interested )
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< thedj> mmm.
< thedj> (*&$%$!**%!)%#@!*O*%#@!
< thedj> this pisses me of
< dionoea> is that perl ? :)
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<Dnumgis_> xtophe: look at it this way:
<Dnumgis_> solve some bounties involving vlc and earn some extra money
<Dnumgis_> use this money and your natural charm to get a girlfriend
<Dnumgis_> make sure Meuuh sees it
<Dnumgis_> Meuuh would become horribly jealous and try to repeat your trick
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<Dnumgis_> and the (vlc)world becomes a better place
<j-b> Dnumgis_: do you have a girlfriend ?
<Dnumgis_> j-b: not at the moment, no
<j-b> Dnumgis_: so why don't you try this technick ?
<Dnumgis_> j-b: I don't live close enough to Meuuh 
<E-bola> thats some good norwegian reasoning
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<Meuuh> of course when using sout-ts-es-id-pid you can't have any stream with
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<Meuuh> so use fake-id=68 or whatever
<Dnumgis> it's illegal to use fake id
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< thedj> i need a girlfriend. that would make it so much easier not to do VLC :D
< j-b> thedj: how old are you ?
< j-b> thedj: you can buy cheap in Russia... :D Ask thresh 
< thedj> lol
< thedj> haha. i'm rereading my line and it gets funier :D
< thedj> not to DO vlc :D
< thedj> i'd DO my girlfriend instead ..
< j-b> if you get one, could you get one for Meuuh
< thedj> yes. i see about bulk discount for the vlc devs :D
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< thedj> j-b: i know the feeling
< LordRPI> my mother gets upset if I tell her I'm at a bar without a girl
< thedj> haha
< thedj> LordRPI: she fears you will turn into a lonely drunk 
< thedj> roaming the city at night looking for a place to stay :D
< tumu> lonely drunk is good
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< funman> :o(
< Meuuh> to good to miss
< funman> Meuuh: i was lying i live with my mother
< Meuuh> a mother is not generally considered a woman
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<olsen_> hi, how can i adjust the brightness?
<Dnumgis> olsen_: usually there is a nob on your monitor
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< Jastr> is there a way to see the rtp stream before it hits darwin?
< Dnumgis> Jastr: the rtp stream is a ninja assasin, you never see it
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<zigovr3> what is atsc ?
<xtophe> like dvb but in america
<xtophe> with packet measured in inches instead of mm
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13:35 < kwolf_> hello
13:35 < kwolf_> anyone here i can bug? :-)
[ monologue ... noone helps ]
14:01 < kwolf_> anyone?
14:03 < kwolf_> please *whine*
14:04 < kwolf_> i am a girl, i need help :-D
14:06 < Dnumgis> kwolf_: I'm a lonely geek who know your answer, are you good looking?
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< wereHamster> for (i=0;i<10;++i) printf("I'm a girl\n")
< wereHamster> am I a girl now?
< Dnumgis> wereHamster: you definitly need to send me a picture before I belive you :)
< Foxdie> live webcam ftw
< Dnumgis> Foxdie: right, I'll definitly need a live webcam to belive wereHamster is a girl
< Dnumgis> Foxdie: as a matter of fact all streaming related support requests here should be formulated as follows: "I'm a nice looking girl that have problems making my live webcam work"
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<DrkMatter> Working with video and audio coding/decoding is one of the most
            tiresome, confusing experience I've ever had.
<sam> try anal sex next time
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< Bond493> Can anyone refer me to some documents which describe the VLC player internal? I'd 
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< Dnumgis> Bond493: we keep this information secret in order to keep ahead of the competition
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< DiDjCodt> dionoea: /leave xxx ?
< dionoea> nah. Btw, i have a localised irssi. Using /qui j-b works the same was as /who j-b
< dionoea> really awesome
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< dionoea> w00t! police in the UK are using VLC for forsenic analisys
< dionoea> I'll forward the email later
< dionoea> Police Crime Bureau - Computer Crime Team UK
< xtophe> ah i should remember to wear my vlc tshirt next time i commit a crime
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<spaceman_spiff> pour faire croire à un naïf qu'un dvd est pété par
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< funman> {1} Active Tickets (490 matches)
< funman> i disconnect before 500 is reached
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< whyz> were those your fakenicks funman?
< funman> i hit the wrong button sorry
< whyz> :O
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< StFS> damn this takes long. :-/
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< Mr_Mirsal> Oh, btw, I request a fortunes.txt update...
< thresh> Mr_Mirsal: commit !
< Mr_Mirsal> thresh: Eh ! I can't.
< thresh> and i don't want to be a developer who only develops fortunes! :)
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<Quovodis> ivoire: ?
<ivoire> Quovodis: sorry
<ivoire> my parents push me out of the computer :(
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<Meuuh> no one reads my documentation
<Dnumgis> Meuuh: they see your name on it and naturally assume it must be out
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<j-b> You don't have humour ?
<kneer0w> what i do have is a pms'ing girlfriend sitting right next to me
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< alesan> ok my wife is yelling I have to go to bed with her
< alesan> uff
< alesan> see you tomorrow
< alesan> :(
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< d_anny> do u guys know how to remove cygwin
< j-b> d_anny: suicide
< d_anny> j-b: suicide , a command in cygwin ?
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<jkernsjr> guys..thats what I get when I try to run vlc as root
<thresh> vlc -I dummy
<jkernsjr> thanks for calling me dummy
<jkernsjr> makes me feel warm and fuzzy
<thresh> n/p
<Meuuh> sorry, this is already in the fortunes
<jkernsjr> still won't start
<jkernsjr> and now I see dummy is one of the options
<thresh> :)
<jkernsjr> I really thought you were calling me dummy..sorry
<Meuuh> ha, NOW you can go into the fortunes
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< dionoea> tu veux transcoder une fille?
< funman> j aimerais bien la streamer direct chez moi
< dionoea> kewl :)
< dionoea> avec la texture et tout ?
< funman> ouais surtout les 2 macro blocks pectoraux
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<kdubois> vlc seems to need more than control-c to kill it lately, do other people experience this too?
<thresh> yeah, it needs up to four black men to kill vlc for me
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< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> sam: can that homosexual volume slider please go away in next vlc
< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> this is a fucking joke
< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> who made that UI
< sam> because I know you like positive feedback
< ivoire> mouarf
< ivoire> -positiv +constructiv feedback
< ivoire> sam: you can configure the color sheme of the volume slider
< ivoire> if you xant pink slide bar you can
< ivoire> -x+w
< sam> I see homosexuality as positive
< sam> look at what it did to Apple sales
< thedj> LMAO
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< Daught> wait cygwin does not even have qt4...
< Daught> if I have to disable more stuff I will end up with windows media player
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< thedj> no, captcha are reasonably easy to crack.
< ILEoo> just put up a porn site and ask user to check that captcha before showing video/images -> captcha cracked easily ;)
< thedj> that's one way :D
< thedj> MadlyMad: from our own sam..... http://caca.zoy.org/wiki/PWNtcha
< MadlyMad> oh okey, impressive
< thresh> sam was probably tired checking captchas on porn sites
< sam> I saw that
< thresh> wasnt me
< thresh> a coworker of mine typed that, really
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< jpsaman> where is dionoea when you need him?
< j-b> at work?
< xtophe> without internet
< DiDjCodt> he's slicing some pyramids in pieces...
< TypX> or he has been rapt by alien
< TypX> and will come back in six month as usual
< linkfanel> dionoea has been raped by aliens???
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< thedj> lloyd: i'd use CSA, simple and no nonsense.
< lloyd> i like simple and no nonsense.. like us brits.. not overly dramatic or noisy..
< j-b> isn't Amy WineHouse brit?
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< gatty> *grmbl* my room smells of melting silicon
< TypX> buy better condoms
< gatty> o_O
< linkfanel> TypX: condoms are made of rubber
< linkfanel> or sheep bowels for people allergic to rubber
< courmisch> you don't know what TypX uses condoms _with_ though
< TypX> linkfanel: never heard of silicone lubricant?
< linkfanel> and what, your dick shoot lava?
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< funman> some program for fun
< funman> some program for profit
< funman> i program for beers
< funman> gtg
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< xand_> guys how can i force ffplay to use avcodec ?
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< nefrir> btw, anyone *really* opposed to temporary (1 month at most) breakage of video splitter (wall, clone, panoramix) and some vout filters (ie some mode of deinterlacing, opencv, autocrop) in master ?
< j-b> NO
< j-b> nefrir: seriously, if people care, they can branch
< Dark_Shikari> isn't this what local branches are for?
< j-b> Dark_Shikari: indeed. But you could consider master as nefrir 's local branch :)
< Dark_Shikari> lol
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<xxcv> (wrong == right is still wrong right ?)
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< funman> is starcraft 1 better than starcraft 2, or much better than starcraft 2?
< TypX> never tried the first one
< funman> fuck you then
< funman> the man who never played starcraft 1 is a virgin!
< TypX> I'd say the man who is still playing starcraft 1 is still a virgin
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< sam> is there still a way to force the video decoder used by VLC? --codec no longer exists
< mru> there's always butterflies
< j-b> sam: --codec avcodec,none still works and exists
< linkfanel> maybe sam is one branch ahead of us
< j-b> very likely
< xxcv> vlc-1.3 ?
< ILEoo> vlc 2.0
< ILEoo> like web 2.0
< mru> someone is rewriting vlc in javascript?

< sam> duh!
< sam> j-b: you're right, I don't know what I smoked
< mru> must've been good though, care to share it?
< ILEoo> sam: hope you didn't smoke it all allready?
< j-b> sam: I hope you could tell me what you smoked
< sam> as a matter of fact, I know exactly what I smoked
< sam> but it's not that good
< linkfanel> you remember? i guess you didn't smoke enough of it
< ILEoo> you smoked some capacitors from your motherboard? they're full of vitamins
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reactor leaks ionizing radiations."
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