Commit 33f60028 authored by Sam Hocevar's avatar Sam Hocevar

* ./doc/fortunes.txt: a few IRC fortune cookies for those with too much

    time on their hands.
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<Meuuh> intf: added `--vout' to playlist
<Meuuh> intf: added `dummy' to playlist
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<Stef> bon j'ai trouv d'o venait les trashs d'images
<sam> t'es un dieu
<Stef> bin justement ct de ma faute :)
<sam> t'es une merde
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<colin> p_bit_stream->buffer |=((u32) *(p_bit_stream->byte_stream.p_byte++))
<colin> << (24 - p_bit_stream->i_available);
<colin> psychopathes
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<Stef> xav - AZRTYUUUUOP"'(-
<Stef> oups je devrais pas nettoyer mon clavier par ici :)
-- #videolan
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<bbpig> sam : {#][^#{~]@[ ;P
<sam> bbp ?
<bbpig> sam : pouette
<sam> ah
<bbpig> :)
<sam> ok, gotta sleep now
<sam> it was very nice having this interesting discussion with you
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<NovaKANE> spudec error: index mismatch (0x0331 != 0x0000)
<NovaKANE> spudec error: unknown command 0x7d
<sam> NovaKANE: yeah if you could cut a slice of VOB it would be pretty helpful
<jlj> hey, don't you plan on making fair use of your DVDs
<jlj> I'll give my good friend Jack a call
-- #videolan
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<NovaKANE> vlc is using about 3% cpu with no audio/video
<sam> 3% ? the interface isn't bloated enough then :)
-- #videolan
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-+- djk sets topic on #videolan to: "VideoLAN - 100% skin free DVD!"
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<vektor> so, i think it's time for a mass exodus to libdvdcss.
<taaz> ack! hold on a minute
<vektor> what?
<vektor> did you feel a great disturbance in the force?
-- #livid
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<stef> hh, mais j'ai achet une voiture :)
<Meuuh> ouaaah oh, quoi ?
<stef> une petite 206 toute noire
<reno> ce qu'il dit pas c'est que c'est une s16 ;)
<Meuuh> ah 16 bits signs ?
-- #videolan
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<Meuuh> je l'ai pas test, hein, faut pas dconner non plus
<Meuuh> c le boulot des users de tester
-- #videolan
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<Xag> j ai du retard ds le son quand je stream du dvd.
<Meuuh> sur ton iPAQ ?
<Xag> nan laptop
<Xag> et le CPU n est pas a 100%
<Xag> et j utilise le dsp
<Meuuh> ah c'est dommage
<Meuuh> fais un test de grossesse, on sait jamais
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<sam> CHRISTIAN
<sam> MARILLAT
<sam> IS
<sam> A
<sam> COMPLETE
<sam> ____ ___ ____ _ ___ _ _____ _ ____ _
<sam> | _ \_ _/ ___| |/ / | | | ____| / \ | _ \ | |
<sam> | | | | | | | ' /| |_| | _| / _ \ | | | | | |
<sam> | |_| | | |___| . \| _ | |___ / ___ \| |_| | |_|
<sam> |____/___\____|_|\_\_| |_|_____/_/ \_\____/ (_)
<sam>
-- #videolan
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<bozo> you really shouldn't have touched a computer when you were a little boy
<stef> _it_ came to me
-- #videolan
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<sam> anyway, why should we care? as soon as we release libvlc, it'll be in
the MPlayer CVS :)
-- #videolan
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<Meuuh> I read a Jean-Claude Vandamme interview yesterday and it works well
<Meuuh> except for the sound
<Kev> Do you really want to have the sound for Jean-Claude Van Damme?
-- #videolan
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<JediMaster> I'm using the gtk+ interface in kde3
<lit> silly
<lit> heheh
<lit> i use the gnome interface in gnome
<lit> CALL ME CRAZY
-- #videolan
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<vax> $grabeuh
<gally> heheheuhrahaaheuwaheuhehrabeugraaaahawhahrahaa !!
<vax> hey THAT was a nice grabeuh
-- #videolan
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<gibalou> hi vax, how's work ?
<vax> beuhh .. another question ? :P
<gibalou> heuh, how's you girlfriend ? ;-)
-- #videolan
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<Meuuh> BTW, there is "Jeanne et le garon formidable" on M6
<Meuuh> this movie is so great
<Meuuh> jlj you debug the http plug-in ? :p
<jlj> well, you're so busy with Virginie Ledoyen, so I had to do it :)
-- #videolan
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